Wednesday, December 10, 2008

his MIND is a wonderland

"I refuse to let these young punks in Old Navy commercials have a better holiday than me. It won't happen this year, I tell you!!!!"

He is one of the greatest word smith's around.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Inter-WHAT!?-rupptions

Are conversations becoming extinct?
Relax your furrowed, unbelieving brow for a second, I ask this simply because over the past several weeks I've had the unfortunate experience of being blatantly and rudely inter...Relational etiquette has declined due in part to the mental splicing technology affords.
Where we more often sat and slowly flipped through pages of a book building thought upon thought we are now more accustomed to "clicking" through pages, cutting our thought process off then on again.
That visual inter...Remember that popular catch phrase "instant gratification" that came about with the new millennium, spawned from drive through's and microwaves? Maybe McDonald's is to blame for everything wrong with the world after all!
What better source to attribute the "I want your attention now" attitude foundational of the offender?
That habit of speaking to the multitask-er behind the window might have leaked over into our relationships "yeah, I'll have a number one regardless of who you're talking to already because I'm more important"
The rise of the inter..Hold on I'm getting a call...OK sorry...where was I? oh, right..rupption could also be attributed to call waiting or the textual interruption. Our addiction to not missing a call! has hurt our need to cultivate the conversation we already had going.
& with the rise of txt mgs we have grown in r abilities to summarize & xpect concise responses in return.

The face to face conversation is becoming a lost art. Not the actual act of conversing face to face, the art of conversing face to face. The eye contact, the full attention, the look of confidence as you convey your point, and most importantly the respect for both the listener and the speaker-it's all taking a back seat as we become increasingly dependent on screen to screen conversations.

It is a most degrading feeling to be inter...Respect for someone else's conversation doesn't need a makeover or an overhaul to become trendy it should be that classic button down shirt that no matter what the conversational trend will always be in style.

Friday, December 5, 2008

lol

you should twitter that
hey! he friended me
i don't know, just chacha it
or you can google it
did she tag you in her photo
he blogged about it yesterday

Mickey Mouse called, he wants his verbs back.

er

Running
Clenching
Distracting
Contacting
Fake Smiling
Noah Wyling*
No matter what you do
People will be people
And you know what, sometimes I act stupid too

*hey, he's making a comeback

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Que the slow music and the Bob Saget kneel down...

It's time for the lesson to be learned...

There's a little something that I've been complaining about A LOT lately. I've been complaining because it was something I had to do but there was not a single part of me that wanted to do it.

It was to the point where if the subject was brought up to people I had already complained to they'd speak before I could, "now Elizabeth just calm down"

A sore subject to say the least

As I walked to class yesterday morning I was listening to Joyce Meyer podcast and she was talking about being thankful. She said that if you complain about what you've got, how can God bless you with more? She pointed out all the dangers of complaining and it really spoke to me.
In that moment I decided-I'm going to be thankful that I have this opportunity and I'm not going to complain about it anymore.

Yesterday afternoon I get a phone call that informed me I wasn't going to have to do what I had been complaining about after all.
Now had I received that phone call before I made the decision to stop complaining I would have done back handsprings of joy.
But now, I just had to laugh at myself and picture the whole thing as if it were the end of a Full House episode where the slow/pensive music starts and Jesus was kneeling down Bob Saget style saying,

"See what happens when we decide to be thankful?"