a doctor really is a lot like a rockstar
you have the nurse come in for the opening act. give you some ground rules, a couple tunes to loosen you up and then you wait for the main event.
and then you wait some more
and just when the thought of opening the door and screaming "HEY! WHERE THE FREAK ARE YOU AT?" doesn't sound so insane there's a small knock on the door, the lights dim and in comes the star of the show.
"yeah!" "whooo" "AAHHHHHH"
"Hello Knoxville! Thanks for coming out tonight for a check up."
and just like that your done. out the door with an emptier wallet and their autograph to show your friend in the white coat behind the counter.
1 comment:
most doctors think they ARE rock stars!
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